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TRAVEL

TRAVEL

I love to travel on the train

A wonderful transportation

It gets its energy in the main

From coal-fired power stations

I like to drive out in my car

I don't need your permission

It adds more twinkle to the stars

With atmospheric emissions

I'm flying high in a big jet plane

No realisation's dawning

On me that all the sun and rain

Is controlled by global warming

My beautiful bike is funky and red

And this is how I plan it

We'll keep it safely in the shed

Not saving our great planet

I hate to walk it's slow and boring

No need to rearrange

My life to keep me from ignoring

The cause of climate change

ELDERLY

ELDERLY

I wasn't there said Dan

I am an innocent man

An alibi's the ticket
From Cam, who's playing cricket
Wait, I actually must confess
But did it under duress
Ben's the man to follow
His threats they are not hollow

And now we pay the price
For smoking too much ice
It's paranoid delusion
That's led to this confusion
Not so very brave
To lure Mick to his grave
It really is quite weak
And his body sure did reek
Afraid of Benny's ire
We lit the funeral pyre

All those years in jail
It makes you feel quite pale
By the time I get released
I'll be "elderly" or deceased
Couldn't have been meaner
To my poor old mama Tina

D. Marchesano
Poet of Hakea

ALIBI

ALIBI (thanks to Chelsea for fixing this one)

I suggest that Ben was chopping

Michael's legs, while you were shopping

On no, it's as I say

He was home in bed all day

Went through to wash my hair

And saw he was still there

With Jimmy-James and Cherry-Lee

A wholesome little family

AMPUTATION

AMPUTATION

No matter how he begs

I'll amputate his legs

I shot the cunt said Ben

He'll never thieve again

And when we meet in hell

I'll kill him there as well

But blood it starts to boil

When fuckers aren't so loyal

It's Tig and Dan and Tess

Who got us in this mess

They'll find it doesn't pay

To not do what I say

Tess and Dan and Tig

They think they are so big

But soon they'll realise fully

That I'm the greatest bully

I killed that fucking Pruiti

And now he's not so pretty

He's got no legs or head

I'm glad the prick is dead

B. Mansfield

Poet of Hakea

FURY

FURY

If it please your honour

The jury is a gonner

I've a thousand points to make

And Dave's not even awake

I suggest it's time to take

Another lengthy break

Now I've won the argument

I'm tendering this document

We can see that madam usher

Is asleep so do not rush her

I'm calling my next witness

You can see that he's scared shitless

I'll do my best to calm him

But later Ben will harm him

Because this guy's a cop

His evidence is a flop

Now is it not the case

That when you left his place

He stated with a grunt

That you should "fuck off, cunt"?

My colleague does object

Of course she is correct

Anyhow I suspect

I got the desired effect

More questions I shall hatch

But first I'll have a scratch

Members of the jury

Please contain your fury

According to the manual

Evidence for Daniel

Is never to be used

Against his co-accused

We've sat for seven minutes

And now it's time for dinner

Nothing Else Mattress

Ogoh-ogoh 

Amputated foot of an earlier victim is examined by Cuyahoga County Coroner Dr. S. R. Gerber