FURY

FURY

If it please your honour

The jury is a gonner

I've a thousand points to make

And Dave's not even awake

I suggest it's time to take

Another lengthy break

Now I've won the argument

I'm tendering this document

We can see that madam usher

Is asleep so do not rush her

I'm calling my next witness

You can see that he's scared shitless

I'll do my best to calm him

But later Ben will harm him

Because this guy's a cop

His evidence is a flop

Now is it not the case

That when you left his place

He stated with a grunt

That you should "fuck off, cunt"?

My colleague does object

Of course she is correct

Anyhow I suspect

I got the desired effect

More questions I shall hatch

But first I'll have a scratch

Members of the jury

Please contain your fury

According to the manual

Evidence for Daniel

Is never to be used

Against his co-accused

We've sat for seven minutes

And now it's time for dinner